I used to have awesome chocolate candy molds. Some were X-rated, most were not. 
Why do you have to live so far away, Verla?
Woke up very early this morning and after watching some horribly trashy television, I became extremely agitated. Then I heard John come out of his room and walked to college with him and decided to go for a coffee.
I know all of this is irrelevant, but on the way in, I got a sudden inspiration and over my coffee I got over 300 written. Not much for you 1000 worders, I realise, but I haven't finished yet.
It feels good to post here again.

503 words in total today. Not bad for a longhander. Plus, a friend proofreader dropped mid-session and cheekily demanded a peek. Apart from a few tweaks, I got my first thumbs up.
I'm happy with that.